^{Beyond quality!}

Loads of features.

Hilarity will always ensue. It was inevitable, really.

Seriously. My entire trade depot once exploded because somehow a trader brought a bag of magma. Ended up killing my fortress; all my dwarves were too dumb to live and thought that going to the trade depot while there was magma was a good idea.
And according to TV Tropes, someone managed to drink themselves in-universe. Wut O.o

Also, it seems you can now, finally, decide what the dwarves will engrave. Bored with engravings of cheese? No more! Now you can have them engrave things like "the spear is impaled on the goblin" (instead of the boring "the goblin is impaled on the spear") or "the elf is hugging the one thousand four hundred fifty-nine trees" or even go way overboard - to the point of Planepacked levels (that famous thing that was due to a bug) if not beyond that!

Oh, and the game's a freeware one.

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Too bad boats never came up in Boatmurdered. That would be eerily prophetic



EDIT:
First counted post WHA--