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Failure to comply will lead to the culprit being… dealt with, capiche?
The godfather is a very nice man, but he ain't gonna be nice to lawbreakers, comprendé?

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What is a Karjam?

(If you answer with "a miserable pile of secrets" or any other Castlevania references I'm gonna shoot ya. And then I'm gonna shoot yer tongue. And then I'm gonna shoot both you and yer tongue.)

Hι. I αm Ellεη's oldεr sιsτεr, Mιchεllε. I εχιsτ.

If γoυ sιmρlγ mυsτ κηoω morε αboυτ mε:

• I αm α dυεlιsτ ωho lικεs τhε DARK αττrιbυτε. I lικε hιgh-ρoωεr moηsτεrs ωιτh zεro εffεcτs.
• I hαvε oηlγ sταrτεd ρlαγιηg vιdεo gαmεs sιηcε shorτlγ bεforε 8 Mαγ.
• I gεηεrαllγ ωεαr fαηsεrvιcεγ oυτfιτs.
• I αm αlso κηoωη as "Zεro" bγ somε. Θf coυrsε, I doη'τ mιηd bειηg cαllεd τhατ.

Hoρε I'm ωεlcomε hεrε.

... Thατ's αll.
Noτhιηg morε, ηoτhιηg lεss.


(Thoυgh oηlγ τhιs ρosτ wιll hαvε Grεεk lεττεrs.)