Driven to extinction in the Chamber of Birth. (Never strike an elephant statue... wall... thing.)
(Seeing as I broke the back-and-forth rule the most... I'm thinking it's best to drop-kick it to the Recycle Bin.)
So! Who's the best TV doctor?
House? I remember I did have a phase where I watched that show, mostly because House's interactions with his fellow doctors and his patients are what made the show work.
You wake up in an alternate universe where all your sockpuppets are real people, how do you deal with this?