That last paragraph made me laugh, haha.
* draws rapier *
En garde-- wait. Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait, I say, wait.
* casually pokes a wall with the rapier *
* wall gets angrier than angry *
Okay what's an enemy from the Takamagahara Shrine doing here--?
* gets squashed *
I'm glad I could make you laugh, Charlie.
*crawls out of the Noclip Abyss*
Don't fall in the void. Only horrors reside there. At least the speedrun recor- *Level complete jingle plays despite the fact that I haven't even started a level yet.*
OK then.